california-xox-n0stalgia:

& that’s a promise

thewritingfortress:

bitchyhistory:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door

my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it

best parental reaction or best parental reaction

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.